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The Church of Tina Chopp was reviewed by Miguelito Lovelace on October 25, 1999!

The Church of Tina Chopp. Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça, me suis-je dis en tombant par hasard dessus. Au premier abord, une secte avec tout un fatras de dogmes, textes d'apôtres, livres multiples... Mais quand on commence à fouiller, cela ressemble de plus en plus à une bonne plaisanterie d'étudiant. On trouve en effet un "vegetable ritual" dont le principe semble être de fumer le plus de cannabis possible en un temps limité, et surtout un fabuleux "bizarre sex", que je ne saurais que trop vous conseiller d'aller voir pour une exquise photo (apparemment trafiquée avec Photoshop) et délicatement nommée "Longdick". Vous m'en direz des nouvelles...

If you can't understand that, here's a marginally acceptable, but entirely automatic translation from BabelFish:

The Church of Tina Chopp. What it is that that, am I say while falling by chance above. With the first access, a sect with all one will fatras of dogmas, texts of apostles, books multiple... But when one starts to excavate, that resembles more and more a good joke of student. One indeed finds a "vegetable ritual" whose principle seems to be to smoke the most possible cannabis in a limited time, and especially fabulous "odd sex", which I could only too advise you to go to see for an exquisite photograph (apparently adulterated with Photoshop) and delicately named "Longdick". You will tell me news of them...

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