The Book of BLEH!
1) On this day, Tina was in the garden admiring the buds and diligently seeking out stray males.
2) Nearby were Ebeneezer, henceforth called Ebbers, and the titled demon UpChuck Snout.
3) Ebbers was looking for small furry tidbits and UpChuck was looking for his I, which he consistently lost sight of, in spite of his noble title.
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