email: FRANKLYN IJOMAH <email@example.com> subject: hello sir body: hello, I saw your email on the net,so i decided to mail you.I dont know how you might feel about this but i just have to tell you.I work for the african children surport program.We take care of motherless children,sick and health and give them shealter.I that is mailing you is one of the children that grew up from the home,now working in the home.The home has run short of finance,so we are begging the public to help raise funds for the helpless children.We will want you to asist us in doing so.We want you to help us restore hope to the children that can not say ohh mother i hurt my feet.All we want you to do for us is to help us share envilops of the home in your church,for the members of your church so that they can give whatever thing that they have to us.Then help us gather the envilops, and send back to us.Please the home needs this favour,dont read this mail and not reply,cos we will not be able to meet to all the needs of this children.We will be greatfull if you will ! consider doing us this favour.We will de expecting your reply. thanks
To which we responded
GEE, GOLLY, WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE GOD AND SAVE STARVING CHIDREN TOO. WHY WAIT, SIGN ME UP!
seriously, who do you think we are anyway... go ask george soros.